Alanis Morissette – Ironic

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An old      man      turned  98, he won the lottery and    died the next day
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It's a black  fly in   your Chardonnay, it’s a
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 death row pardon two minutes too late, and isn't it

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 ironic,    don't you think?     It's like rain

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         on your wedding day, it’s a free ride    when you've already paid, it’s the good
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advice    that you just didn't take, and who would've thought, it figures

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Mr. Play It Safe  was afraid to fly, he packed his
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 suit-     case and kissed his kids goodbye, he waited his
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 whole damn life to take that flight, and as the
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 plane crashed down, he thought "Well, isn't this nice?” And isn't it

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ironic,     don't you think?     It's like rain

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         on your wedding day, it’s a free ride    when you've already paid, it’s the good
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advice    that you just didn't take, and who would've thought, it figures, well

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 Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you, when you think everything's okay and
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 everything's going right
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And life has a funny way of helping you out, when you think everything's gone wrong and
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 everything blows up, in your face

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A traffic  jam when you're already late, a no-smoking  sign on your cigarette break, it’s like
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 ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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It’s meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife,     and isn't it

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  ironic,    don't you think?     A little too
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   ironic,  and, yeah, I really do think, it’s like rain

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         on your wedding day, it’s a free ride    when you've already paid, it’s the good
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advice    that you just didn't take, and who would've thought, it figures

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            And, yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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 Life has a funny, funny way   of helping you out, helping you out